I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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