But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
