I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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