Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
