Are we in a gay sports bar?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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