There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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