you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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