I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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