Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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