Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
