I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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