I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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