Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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