thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I can't put those talents on a resume
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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