It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
