The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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