So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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