Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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