How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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