Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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