If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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