this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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