it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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