Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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