on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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