Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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