So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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