Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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