Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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