So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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