going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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