She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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