Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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