You're completely useless in the revolution.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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