im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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