Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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