so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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