first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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