she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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