After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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