BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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