I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you would pick up someone in the library
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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