Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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