For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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