I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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