i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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