I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fuck appropriateness.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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