Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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