I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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