...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Is Oprah even human
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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