Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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