This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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