i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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