thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
