i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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