Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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